It'll Happen Sometimes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via ceezthenight)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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blamecalum:

When was the first time you saw snow?

(via gotohellforheavenssakes)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via gotohellforheavenssakes)

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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(via postulation)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via gotohellforheavenssakes)

“I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.”
— (via carelessly)

(Source: ridiculouslyproper, via gotohellforheavenssakes)